1. What time is it: 5:57PM
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: douglas scott kalemba
3. Nicknames: i want one, but they just don't stick
4. Parents names: kathleen ann bulebosh and frank paul kalemba
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?: 30 (dammit)
6. Date that you regularly blow them out?: april 20
7. Pets: none
8. Height: 5' 10" or so
9. Eye color: brown
10. Hair Color: brown
11. Piercing: left ear
12. Tattoos? mean skull moon thing (left shulder), "wisdom" (in chinese, right ankle)
13. How much do you love your job: i like having money
14. Hometown: mt. pleasant, pa
15. Current Residence: oak park, mi
16. Have you been in love? i don't think so.. so i guess that's probably a "no"
17. Currently involved? not that i am aware of
18. Favorite thing about e-mail: looks like i am working when i not
19. Been toilet papered? yes, too many times to count
20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? i wish i had
21. Been in a car crash? yes (twice in the past year!)
22. Croutons or Bacon Bits? neither
23. 2 doors or 4 (on a car)? 4, makes it earier on my people
24. Coffee or Ice Cream? coffee coffee coffee
25. Blanket or Stuffed Animal: woobie (blanket)
26. Best Color: tope, matches my complexion
27. Salad Dressing: balsamic vinegar and olive oil
28. Socks color: white
29. Book you're reading or hope to read: currently upsidedown on my floor are "jimmy corrigan, the smartest kid on earth" by chris ware, "the island of lost maps" by miles harvey, "me talk pretty one day" by david sedaris
30. Favorite Movie: miller's crossing
31. Foods: sushi, peanuts and grape nuts flakes (not all mixed together)
32. Song Playing at the moment: "once again (here to kick one for you)" by the handsome boy modeling school (featuring grand puba and sadat x of brand nubian)
33. Toothpaste: arm & hammer baking soda and peroxide (closest thing to sandblasting)
34. Restaurant: nami
35. Flower: venus fly trap
36. Least Favorite Food: sauerkraut (gagging just thinking about it...)
37. Sport to Watch: baseball, in person
38. Fast Food Restaurant: used to be white castle, but i got ththat monkey off my back
39. When was your last hospital visit? last summer, i strained all of the ligaments in my left ankle hopping a 10 foot fence to get inside of the abandoned studebaker plant in detroit... i landed akwardly on a pile of broken pallets
40. Favorite drink? coffee
41. What color is your bedroom's carpet? gray
42. How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers? got 'em both on the first time
43. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs? the white house
44. Who is the last person that you got mail from before this one? sallyann
45. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? you can't prove anything
46. Which single store would you choose to max your Credit Card? any book store
47. What do you do most often when you are bored? move my furniture around trying to trick myself into believing that i've moved
48. What words or phrases do you over use? dude, ass monkey, no
49. Friend who lives farthest away: i suppose steve and dan in SoCal
50. Most annoying thing: the damn neighbor kid who comes over to ask me if i want him to cut my grass the day AFTER i cut it myself
51. Best thing in the world: i'll let you know when i find it
52. Bedtime: 12:30 or 1:00, as long as i can get a good 4 hours
53. Who will respond to this fastest? i'm not even sure who i sent it to
54. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: i'm not even sure who i sent it to
55. What time is it now? 6:31PM (but i had a phone call in ther somewhere)